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| ____ is the luckiest ref here.: whichever ref gets to work a womens' match, especially if the women roll over the ref at some point. ___ is the hardest working ref in ____ : Complimenting a ref from the audience. ____ called, ____ on line 2: roughly, I've seen this before, stop stealing. 6 or 8 reasons to watch _______ : A statement regarding guys with good abs. Airport Stalk: meeting wrestlers at the airport Anything you can do..... : During a Brothers of Destruction match or when rivals are tag partners, they take turns beating up the other team then tag out to see if their partner/brother can do better than that. Aquafina Spray of Deistic Might, Evian Spray of Awesomeness: terms describing Triple H's water spit during his entrance. Announce side: Behind the announce tables. Back 40, B.F.E.: Parking Wayyyyyy to far from the venue. Big 4: The four Co-brand PPVs, meaning Rumble, WM, SummerSlam and Survivor Series Butterfly Belt, Pretty Pretty Princess Belt, My Little Pony Invitational Title: Nicknames for the WWE Divas belt. Caffinate: anything reguarding Mountain Dew, Red Bull or other energy drinks. Cameraside: The side that the cameras are pointing. Where you want to sit if you want to be on tv. CATFIGHT~!: Two divas trying to brawl. taken from Joey style's catcall when women brawled in ECW. Cattle Drive: Any autograph session where guests are rushed through like cattle. Chop em til he bleeds!: taken from an incident where Chris Benoit chopped Ric Flair so hard it broke skin and Flair's chest bled. A call for a LOT of chopping people down. Christian Fit: a wrestler throwing a temper tantrum during or after a match. Comes from Crybaby Christian from 2001ish. Clones: Nikki's name for Curt Hawkins and Zach Rider, referring to how much they looked like Edge at Armageddon 2007. Cold Hot dog and a warm beer: Nikki's description of "Typical" arena food. Diss: Stealing someone's move/signature/finisher. Usually said three times when the act is happening. Doofus/Doofosity: The belief that no matter how tough the wrestler, deep down he or she is a goofball. Double Bicep: referring to HBK's signature pose. DAVE (verb): Describing a Batista match, usually in a deep, Incredible Hulk-like voice. Do-Over: when attending a Smackdown taping, something that is re-done during the show, and is sometimes PART of the show. Duelling Chants: usually seen in TNA, where the crowd is split between the opponents. Entrance during commercial: Seen at Raw shows. If your entrance is during the commercial, you'll most likely lose the match Eaglewing: Referring to HHH's corner pose during his entrance. Everybody in the ring!: referring to a spot late in tag matches where the referee loses control of everything for a few moments. Stolen from CRZ. Fly, ____ Fly!: Nikki's call for aerial moves from wrestlers French is legal: Go ahead and cuss. Goozle: A hand around the throat, preparing for a chokeslam. Hand-slapping seats: seats directly on the ramp where you can lean out and slap hands with wrestlers. Heel Stall: Bad guys staying out of the ring to prevent a match from starting or are scared to directly confront the good guys. Hellhound: Nikki's nickname for Kane. Heroes/Justice League WWE: Nickname for Hurricane and Rosey Hey, I know that man/woman: A "Familiar" greeting of Nikki's Hey Rube!: during a post-match beatdown, a kayfabe-ish call for help. Hit him with a lightning bolt: A request to Undertaker (who can do this but usually only fires “Warning shots”) Hotel Stalk: Catching wrestlers at the hotels Incognito: Nikki attends some events in regular clothes. Iron Manning: Used more toward indy promotions. One ref for an entire show. Jimmys, Jimmy Squad: Referring to the WWE security guys, who are required to answer to Jimmy. Jobbing to the show/Jobbing to the roster: the perennial jobber, the one man who no matter how many times he shows up, he loses. Landing: (verb) Parking your car or arriving at your destination. Launch Position: Backing into a parking space so you can just put the car into gear to go. Let's go to commercial: seeing a convenient pause in a match. Said jokingly at PPVs. Local Jobber: a developmental talent billed from whatever city the league is in. Losing the match, winning the segment: Despite having lost the match, the losing wrester doing something to the winner to still look strong. Characterized by the loser getting his music played after the match is over and after the winner's music has stopped playing. Lower Level: the first sections off the floor. LuchaMan: Charlie Haas in a Lucha mask. MAT RASSLIN: technical or chain wrestling. Actually a compliment. Molasses in Midwinter: Very, VERY slow. Move #1: Referring to Randy Orton's spread-arms pose, and counted toward Orton's five moves of doom. Muta Meter: Named for the Great Muta, it's a ranking system for blood. 1.0 is completely covered, i.e. No Mercy 2002 (Taker/Lesnar). Now we know he's here: During a show when people INSIST that ____ is not in the building. Yeah he is. Nosebleeds/Oxygen seats: the farthest back from the ring in any arena. Old Man Ass: the sad sight you get when someone pulls Ric Flair's tights down. One True Microphone: Referring to Anderson's mic that's lowered from the ceiling Over and Over again til we get it right: Repeating a process (usually deliberately) to get a point across. Pier _ Brawl: Taken from "Pier 6 Brawl", where "_" refers to how many people are involved. Plancha!: Call to larger/not as high-flying wrestlers to jump out of the ring onto their opponents on the floor. Potential: This is the longest dirty word in wrestling and is used to compliment without really complimenting someone. Punch Catch: Two wrestlers taking turns punching a third wrestler. Rampside: any section bracketing a ramp. Ref's X: Referring to the "X" gesture a referee makes to signal a legitimate injury. Random Stomps of No Psychology: Randy Orton's version of the Garvin Stomp Random Tag team: throwing a tag team together for the sake of a tag team. Rule of Momentum: Whoever has the upper hand the last show before PPV will most often lose. Scepter of the King of Kings, Sweet Lady Sledge: Nicknames for HHH's sledgehammer Schmozz Button: a trigger when a match is DQed or thrown out, causing multiple people to run in and start a wild brawl. School of Hyperbole: Announcers who hare hyping something too much; inspired by Tony Schiavone, continued by Don West and Michael Cole. Spitside: The side of the arena where the large cameras are stationed. So named for the side that Triple H does his famed water spit during his entrance. Stuff him in a sandwich and eat him!: Nikki suggesting to Mark Henry, Kane or the Big Show what they should do with "bite-sized" opponents. Super Stunt Ladder: Jeff Hardy's signature, taller ladder that pops up from time to time in TLC or standard ladder matches. TicketCrapper: Ticketmaster.com That's Indecent! There are Children watching: compromising positions Triangle: Nikki's term for especially muscular individuals. The correct, complete image of a triangle is a shirtless, muscular man with his hair in a ponytail or held in place with a baseball cap (usually won backward). Examples include Lex Luger (mid-late 90s), and Triple H (2002). Near-complete examples include HBK, RVD, John Morrison, Edge, Batista, and Petey Williams (in his current incarnation as Maple Leaf Muscle). Thanks for coming!: someone seen only in the background of a segment to fill out a locker room. "There are worse fates": Nikki's response to good news or a good situation. Thrown into the third row/ throw them to the cheap seats: Nikki's order to larger wrestlers to throw their much smaller opponents. Nikki has suffered this fate once herself. Tie him in a knot, Put his elbow in his ear: called out when there's some good technical wrestling going on. Truck Monkeys: Video crews in the production truck. Stolen from Jericho. Tribute and Prayer: Undertaker's motions after a match. "Tribute" is where he first kneels with one hand raised and his eyes rolled back. "Prayer" is when he lowers his head and balances his arms on his thigh as though thinking or praying. TO THE INTERNET~!: Nikki's battlecry for pics taken during women's matches or during some embaassing segment. Victim of the Foley rule: referring to anyone who gets attacked by the weapon they brought into the ring. Wedgie Bomb: Undertaker's Last Ride Powerbomb, where he yanks up his opponent's tights before slamming them to the mat. Who let _____ in here?: surprise entrance by a wrestler not scheduled or from another show. You took too long: a big spot is ruined because someone took their time getting into position. You're doing it wrong: stolen from the website "I can has cheezburger?"... someone messing up REALLY badly and doesn't look like he's correcting it. "Z", catching one, half of one: Trying to get some sleep. Zenmeister: Nikki's nickname for RVD. ZOMBIE SITUP: When Undertaker and Kane just .... sit up after the beating they just took. |